The First Of The Greats

Hi anyone who's reading. Well, I guess I should start with a brief thingy about me.
I'm Ray....Hi, Well now thats out of the way I guess I should say that I'm a lazy guy...by lazy I mean LAZY! The sorta guy that is late to his own funeral. I love pasta, music and yadayadayada and the cow jumped over the moon.
Sorry, I'm getting bored writing about myself, I said I was lazy! I'll do it in bulletpoint form, better idea, right?

-I'm Ray, remember?
-I'm the sort of guy who doesn't give a crap!
-Food is a passion of mine, nothing beats a good pasta bake!
-Music is another, playing and listening
-I'm part English part something else alltogether
-Cocky, Arrogant etc. According to others
-Often mistaken for a drug dealer(Long story)
-I'm addicted to Dragonball Z, It's like crack to me man!
-I say Whao alot
-I'm mean't to be racing someone to finish our first blogs but I think she won!

Well now that that's over I'll talk about my day, In general it was luke warm. You know what I mean, not much going on. Pissed about with a camera and a few mates to create the perfect Falcon Punch, it was quite spectacular....and painful, the bugger actually hit me! Ah well, adds to effect right?But square in my jaw!

I watched Crank, which by the way is still the best movie in the world after seeing it again. Jason Statham is underrated in that movie.

And if anyone can sympathise here please do. The internet hates me. Hates me more than fat people hate hills. Honestly man, first MSN chose to disown me and discontinue my service!WTF! Then it took me the best part of two hours sorting out the mess!Damn cyberness!

So despite the obvious fact I am using it at the moment I am at war with the internet, not in a techniphobe way but in a 'This town ain't big enough for the both of us way'. You get what I mean?

I guess I should close this chapter now then eh? Might as well.
I shall leave you with a pearl of wisdom now folks, " Freindship is like peeing yourself, everyone can see it but only you get the warm sensation it brings"
That is all, By the way, I shall refer to you all as my peepz or peep if there is just one of you!

Much love
Ray the Great