Thursday, 14 May 2009

Blur Induced Blog

Dude, Just finished my P.E. GCSE exam... Fuck I have ever been so bloody bored. I mean come on, that exam was like 2 hours long and I finished in about ten minutes so I spent the rest of my time clicking and crunching my anatomy in such a way that it bellowed throughout the hall. It doesn't count as cheating or distracting people, trust me I checked, sweet. I might develop arthritis as a result but who cares! But I aced it though so Eyyyy! *Fonz Thumbs*

I also saw a pirate working at a shop!Whoa man! I couldn't take him seriously despite the fact he banned us for having the most epic poppadom fight in corner shop history!
Some people don't recognize recreational brilliance! Bloody pirates! Grrrrrr....or Arrrrrggghhhh.

On a sad note, one of my corgis was 'done' today, he's doing the whole guilt trip thing on me like I can give him his bollocks back! But both me and my brother-in-law felt for the poor puppy!
Infact let's have a moment of silence for our fallen comrade. At least he doesn't think I did it to him.!
If someone chopped off my bollocks....Fuck, I would go Steven Segal vengeance on their ass! And then probably cry!

Just about wrapped up for today then guys. I'll leave you with yet another peach from my tree of knowledge(Peaches do come from trees right?!)
"Success Seems To Be Hanging On When Others Have Let Go"

That is all, until I can be arsed, Good day!

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