My attempt at marvel style drawing

SummonThe Police!

It's me thats right, who else?
I really need to make this a regular thing, 'tis blogging is the bees knees(Too old?)

First off, if any policemen, policewomen, superheroes or whatever are reading, I need your help.!
Seeing as I had a GCSE exam today which went just about as well as the Vietnam War and it started half way through the day, I chose to have a lie in and use public transport later on in the day!

On public transport you expect the oldies, smellies and general degenerates of society, and thats before I got on! But never have I seen or wanted to be interrogated by this old smelly degenerate of society. Fuck! It was like twenty questions with him, "Why are you here?", "Why are you wearing a tie?", "Wanna see my coin collection?". You would think that I attract these people then or what?! Those questions were all asked by the same bloke sitting next to me! Yes next to me, the whole bus was empty but he still chose to sit next to me!

That's the last time I use public transport! But onto something more ambitious and really an all round masterpiece....My card stacking skills Boi! That wonderful show of architectural brilliance is my stack...It brings a tear to my eye! Brilliant!....It's dead now, they always die!

On my first post I mentioned about being mistaken for a drug dealer before, I shall explain
While waiting for the train to Swansea I sat there, minding my own business when the coppers came slowly marching down the stairs to the station.
Oh it gets worse, but first they approach me, relaxed and even friendly but then one asked me if I was selling anything! Oh that bastard, I don't look like a drug dealer!

But what's worse is it happened again when I was out and about on my Honda! Those bastards are following me! I do nothing of the sort and anyone who thinks I do should open their window and fuck the night sky as they are incredibly stupido!

By the way if anyone wants some high quality.....er.....Hay bales should E-mail me for further details ¬¬.

I think that is all for today, remember...stay away from weird old men who want to show you their coin collection! Don't ask why.
But I leave you with another round of ammo from my magazine of knowledge; " Reality is a crutch for people who cannot handle drugs"
Until as such time I can...Gooday

Maddest To Modest In 10 Seconds Flat!

Man, other people are crazy! I know, a weird way to start a blog? But serious man, seeing other people falling out, breaking up and eventually ending up miserable. It's painful to see especially when it happens to someone to know enough to care about! It seems to be happening a lot recently I always seem to be involved in some way without it actually being my fault! Where's the justice eh?

Any way onto something which is less of a daunting prospect. Today, unlike other people I know today was good, as far as lazy days go. Ate some pasta, watched X-Men The Last Stand and played internet poker. Fuck it's addictive! I don't usually fall for dull drum games like this but I started winning immediately so Whey! I've accumulated a cool $63,000. Shame I can't actually do anything with it! And a twenty something year old nurse asked me out! Kerching! seeing as I'm only 15 I think she is either a peadophile or an idiot or even both. Sweet or what! C'mon everybody wants to bag a nurse/doctor right? She would probably find out how old I really am about 5 seconds after we meet! Who cares right, she might like it....a boy can dream ehh!

Not much else to say about today so I best end it there
So I leave you with yet another gem from my plethora of quotes "The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it."
Until the next time peeps, Good Day!

Blur Induced Blog

Dude, Just finished my P.E. GCSE exam... Fuck I have ever been so bloody bored. I mean come on, that exam was like 2 hours long and I finished in about ten minutes so I spent the rest of my time clicking and crunching my anatomy in such a way that it bellowed throughout the hall. It doesn't count as cheating or distracting people, trust me I checked, sweet. I might develop arthritis as a result but who cares! But I aced it though so Eyyyy! *Fonz Thumbs*

I also saw a pirate working at a shop!Whoa man! I couldn't take him seriously despite the fact he banned us for having the most epic poppadom fight in corner shop history!
Some people don't recognize recreational brilliance! Bloody pirates! Grrrrrr....or Arrrrrggghhhh.

On a sad note, one of my corgis was 'done' today, he's doing the whole guilt trip thing on me like I can give him his bollocks back! But both me and my brother-in-law felt for the poor puppy!
Infact let's have a moment of silence for our fallen comrade. At least he doesn't think I did it to him.!
If someone chopped off my bollocks....Fuck, I would go Steven Segal vengeance on their ass! And then probably cry!

Just about wrapped up for today then guys. I'll leave you with yet another peach from my tree of knowledge(Peaches do come from trees right?!)
"Success Seems To Be Hanging On When Others Have Let Go"

That is all, until I can be arsed, Good day!

The First Of The Greats

Hi anyone who's reading. Well, I guess I should start with a brief thingy about me.
I'm Ray....Hi, Well now thats out of the way I guess I should say that I'm a lazy guy...by lazy I mean LAZY! The sorta guy that is late to his own funeral. I love pasta, music and yadayadayada and the cow jumped over the moon.
Sorry, I'm getting bored writing about myself, I said I was lazy! I'll do it in bulletpoint form, better idea, right?

-I'm Ray, remember?
-I'm the sort of guy who doesn't give a crap!
-Food is a passion of mine, nothing beats a good pasta bake!
-Music is another, playing and listening
-I'm part English part something else alltogether
-Cocky, Arrogant etc. According to others
-Often mistaken for a drug dealer(Long story)
-I'm addicted to Dragonball Z, It's like crack to me man!
-I say Whao alot
-I'm mean't to be racing someone to finish our first blogs but I think she won!

Well now that that's over I'll talk about my day, In general it was luke warm. You know what I mean, not much going on. Pissed about with a camera and a few mates to create the perfect Falcon Punch, it was quite spectacular....and painful, the bugger actually hit me! Ah well, adds to effect right?But square in my jaw!

I watched Crank, which by the way is still the best movie in the world after seeing it again. Jason Statham is underrated in that movie.

And if anyone can sympathise here please do. The internet hates me. Hates me more than fat people hate hills. Honestly man, first MSN chose to disown me and discontinue my service!WTF! Then it took me the best part of two hours sorting out the mess!Damn cyberness!

So despite the obvious fact I am using it at the moment I am at war with the internet, not in a techniphobe way but in a 'This town ain't big enough for the both of us way'. You get what I mean?

I guess I should close this chapter now then eh? Might as well.
I shall leave you with a pearl of wisdom now folks, " Freindship is like peeing yourself, everyone can see it but only you get the warm sensation it brings"
That is all, By the way, I shall refer to you all as my peepz or peep if there is just one of you!

Much love
Ray the Great